Tell'em "You fix dis, an I'm
buyin' lunch!"
Bill [tfeinc@hotmail.com]
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HEY! Wake This Guy Up! He has been
asleep under there for the last 4
Hours
David from FEV Inc [Compton@fev-et.com]
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Sorry, we just don't have any
time. Can you not see we are busy?
Richard [richard.hicks@heli-one.ca]
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"yeah we gonna need some more glad
wrap fer this plug boss"
Ian Hamilton from Seal Imports Ltd [ian@sealimports.co.nz]
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Found it... Sorry to have called,
It's not your Banjo, someone
spilled their @#$& coffee Thermos
in the cab!!
Joe Baker [safari_joe@hotmail.com]
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IS THAT ZERO-LEAK GUY HERE YET?
I'M RUNNING OUT OF FINGERS!
ERNIE [DADSPANDE@YAHO.COM]
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It's not leaking...its "self
lubricating"
Larry Birkholz from Fluid Connector Products, Vancouver, USA [larryb@fcpi.com]
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I can't find an allen wrench that
will fit this zero leak plug. It
sure would be nice if these plugs
were made with a standard 3/8 or
1/2 inch square socket. (EPCO
note: ZLGP can be special ordered
with custom socket shapes / sizes)
Dan Monette [danielamonette@eaton.com]
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I need a new job
Jeff [jeffrey664@aol.com]
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It is sweating cause it has been
running all day.
tom [tcdiaz@comcast.net]
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If it leaks remove the plug, clean
and reinsert increasing the initial
torque by 5%. Repeat until you reach
the value required for your application.
Jack Rogers from Zero Leak [jack@zeroleak.com]
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"It's not leaking, it's just
marking it's spot"
Ed Lawther [elawther@cmc-usa.com]
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Hey Wally!!! Get the MSDS book! I
think I just swallowed that Zero-
Leak plug.
Beaver [jarnett@davcotec.com]
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I'm stuck!
Jeff [punky@aol.com]
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Tell him I am allergic to Leeks!!
Sean Tailby from Sterling Seal [stailby@sterlingseal.com]
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LOOKS LIKE CRAIG & RANDY ARE
STARTIN TO LEAK SOME OIT. SURE
HOPE YOU BOYS FIGURE OUT WHAT'S
WRONG
ROB [FMKORN@AOL.COM]
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I haven't got time to see any
crazy salesman! I've got leaks to
fix!!
Jim McNaul from Robbojim Racing Engines [JGMagoo@comcast.net]
|
"The muffler bearing is where,you
said?"
Gwen [gwall501@comcast.net]
|
Look' I told him, epco's zero leak
plugs would have never landed you
under there.
Gwen [gwall501@comcast.net]
|
Don't let the Zero-Leak guy in here.
I don't have time to update me resume.
ric from TEK Interactive Group, Inc, [ric@tekinteractive.com]
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HEY FRED, CALL THAT GUY FROM ZERO-
LEAK GOLD, WOULD YA'!? I CAN'T
GET THIS DARN BLASTED THANG TA'
STOP LEAKIN'.
RAVEN BLAQUE [AMAZON64@HOTMAIL.COM]
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Gimme some more chewing gum, it
worked in the middle!
Steve [rpeacock@hydra-dyne.com]
|
You should talk to the people who
built this thing. It's about time
they used a plug that works!
Nigel Williamson from NWD Europe Limited [nigelw@nwdeurope.co.uk]
|
Told you, you should have got the
Hemi.
Eric from Rizzi's [eguido1@hotmail.com]
|
Wow! Zero leak plug really worked.
crispian from Aegis [crispianjohnson@rediffmail.com]
|
Hey! I found the problem! You
didn't use ZERO-LEAK plugs!!!
Dennis [dlowry@bellsouth.net]
|
Bad news! the interpalagnic
defibulator connector is
bad...couple a grand at least.
Curt Lynd from ATAM Systems, Inc [curt@atam.com]
|
"What do you think? Do you have a
plug for this?!"
Henry [hytsang@waterousco.com]
|
How many times do I have to tell
you! Righty Titie-Lefty Loosie
Joe from API Precision Machining [joe@apipm.com]
|
Be careful!!! The tsunami is back
and black this time
Chris [cchris82@hotmail.com]
|
The way she's leaking we will never
have to change the oil just keep
adding to her.
William T. Anderson from Red River Army Depot [wander1249@cableone.net]
|
The only thing I know for certain,
she's at least a quart low.
Marty Kraegel [kraegelm@comcast.net]
|
Just trying to keep the dust down.
Dave Gotsky from Genesis Equipment and Mfg. [dgotsky@genesisequip.com]
|
Leak, what leak?
Dave Gotsky from Genesis Equipment and Mfg. [dgotsky@genesisequip.com]
|
hey this one's still alive
Duncan [Duncancomics@hotmail.com]
|
!!!...yeah, yeah.. I know that thing
should stop leaks... but the oil
DON'T!!!
Victor Martin from ACR Systems Inc. - Puerto Rico [acr@prtc.net]
|
Yes, YOU Too Can Learn How To
Avoid Embarrassment, Have A Clean
Work Space And Avoid Maintenance
Troubles…Confused On Who Is Any
Good? ZERO-LEAK Fixes It Right The
First Time!
John [juhrig@y2marketing.com]
|
"There seem to be two "drips" under
the truck!
Doris Dalman [ddalman@fwchamber.org]
|
Pass me the scuba gear
Ray Paquette [raybc_4@lycos.com]
|
If it wasnt for leaks, what would
the "Zero-Leak" guys do??
Jun [awsome_dude45@yahoo.com]
|
that's not my problem dude.
tim enderle [sacridlife4u@aol.com]
|
i have a feeling there is a
leak.but there again i cant be sure
Eleanor Hunt from the flamingos [nutty_moo1101@hotmail.com]
|
The engine's missing and the oil
from the car's leaking.
ken from arnot's [mcg0007@bairnsdalesc.vic.edu.au]
|
It's not leaking. Someone ran over
and parked this truck on an old
oilwell.
Lennie from Swedefarm [hi_vert@hotmail.com]
|
what leak? it's just a well oiled
machine!
Carlos Garcia from Andrews logistics Inc. [CarlosGar1@aol.com]
|
"Hey, I think I found one that's
not leaking. It's a Zero-Leak!."
Steve [steves@co.pike.ms.us]
|
Tell him I am enjoying an oil bath
mukesh from SCTL Chennai [muku911@redifffmail.com]
|
What's the tolerance on that '0'
leak?? plus or minus 5 quarts?
Teresa G. [info@zeroleak.com]
|
It's a jungle in here
Re [Choi@hotmail.com]
|
Bring me umbrella, it's raining
here!
Rofi'ie Gempop from Business [rofii@csstc.org]
|
Your plugs work great! Now if only
Sam would have remember that there
are supposed to be bolts holding
the oil pan on!!!
Randy Ryan from Ricardo Inc. [rryan@ricardo-us.com]
|
"Call that ZERO-LEAK guy back and
tell him, he's too late - this
one's not gonna make it.
T. Glenn [tbg007@aol.com]
|
Wait a darn minute . . . I think I
found the problem . . .Nope, that
was the transmission plug . . .
Wait . . . We got any Zero-Leak
Gold cause I stripped that dang
plug!
Ron Lantz from Lantz Weed Control [r-dlantz@msn.com]
|
Just give it one more turn Henry.
If it doesn't stop leaking, keep
tightening it. If it breaks we
needed a new one anyway!!
Randy [loon22@aol.com]
|
Send him away! Never mind this
mess! I NEED JOB SECURITY!!
Jay Taylor from Arch Wireless [jay,taylor@arch.com]
|
Well, at least it ain't the EPA guy
this time!
Mike Burke [mburke@y2marketing.com]
|
Hey Vern, Tell him to come under
here and demonstrate his product!
Tye Anthony from Y2Marketing [tyelisa@msn.com]
|
Maybe we should have put the Zero-
Leak PLUG in first, THEN the oil!
B. Hamilton [bruce.hamilton@nav-international.com]
|
If it didn't leak, we wouldn't know
when its empty!
Duane Dwyer [Duane.Dwyer@Enerpac.com]
|
The only thing that would help this
old wreck,is Depends.
I.N.E.X.T.C [andbern@nb.sympatico]
|
If we fix the leaks, we might have
to actually "change" the oil.
Kirk Klinger [kklinger@ihd.rexroth.com]
|
Its not a leak....its an "automatic
lubrication system".
Val [Eng@miskin.com]
|
I told him to use his head..
I'll try yer damn product just as
soon as we can pry his tongue outta
there!
Anonymous [Anon@anon.com]
|
Hey Vern, what was the name of the
company that the fluid salesman
warned us about?
John Lewis [jlewis@balluff.com]
|
Leaks? We're billing him for
installing continous rust proofing!
Rick [rpiekutowski@spectraprecisionday.com]
|
Should have used Zero-Leak
anon from the bunny [thebunny@buny.com]
|
Thank goodness that Zero-Leak
salesman isn't here to see this.
Huh Vern!
Hein from Manufacturing Sales, Inc. [info@epcoproducts.com]
|
Hey Fritz take a look at this
weepage!
Ted Roberts [troberts@robertsautomatic.com]
|
I'm glad we didn't go with
'Always-Leak'.
Albert from n/a [maelgwn666@yahoo.com]
|
What, oh no, your product worked
fine. It was the jack we had the
problem with.
J.W. McGraw [gac302@aol.com]
|
I don't see any leaks. My safety glasses are covered with transmission fluid.
Helge "Anvil" Hinniger from Ferguson Advertising [helge@fergadv.com]
|
I don't have time for a salesmen
now! I'm too busy fixing these #@&*
leaks.
Earl Shreeve from Orange Engineering & Machine [EShreeve@aol.com]
|
We don't need Zero-Leak Gold. Just sell us some transmission fluid!
Helge Hinniger [helge@fergadv.com]
|
Tell him to sell something useful, like rags!
Helge Hinniger [helge@fergadv.com]
|
Now he calls on us!
Rich Ferguson [rich@fergadv.com]
|
Tell him there's no such thing as Zero-Leak.
Rich Ferguson [rich@fergadv.com]
|
Talk to him and we're out a job.
Rich Ferguson [rich@fergadv.com]
|
Hey Vern, did engineering specify how much is supposed to leak?
Hein & Burt [info@epcoproducts.com]
|
Thank goodness they didn't use Zero-Leak Gold plugs or we'd be out
of a job.
Hein [info@epcoproducts.com]
|
Those aren't leaks. Our present plugs and fittings just sweat alot.
Bob Gang [info@epcoproducts.com]
|
"Virtually" leak free, perpetually leaky, let's call ZLG.
Hein [info@epcoproducts.com]
|
Leak? What leaks? Our systems are guaranteed virtually leak free,
as you can see.
Bob Gang [info@epcoproducts.com]
|
Well...I believe the "virtually" part because this stuff sure tastes like
hydraulic fluid.
Hein [info@epcoproducts.com]
|
They claim they have a virtually leak free system. Now I have a virtual
mess. I need Zero-Leak Gold plugs from EPCO
Larry Mayse [info@epcoproducts.com]
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Define "Leak".
Hein [info@epcoproducts.com]
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Tell him we don't have any leak problem.
Fritz [info@epcoproducts.com]
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